Watch: Uncle Jesse, Danny, Joey play detectives in 'Full House Nights'

Netflix just signed Fuller House to a season 2. Maybe the company would be interested in developing this new series as well?

Bob Saget, John Stamos, and Dave Coulier reprised their Full House roles for a skit on Wednesday's episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.

As Stamos explained, "after the Tanner kids go to sleep, the Full House daddies, we go out on the mean streets of San Francisco, and we solve crimes."

That's what you guys do after singing (Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear?

The revamped credits are pretty much our new favorite thing — especially since they give us fair warning that we shouldn't have our hopes up for appearances from Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

Note: This clip contains some bloody violence and makes references to drugs, so it's probably NSFW.

In the clip, Colbert plays a drug lord named Demetri who gets interrogated by Joey, Danny, and a "strangely young looking man."

After the information is sniffed out thanks to Joey's Scooby-Doo impression, Detective Tanner asks Demetri to move in and help the fellas raise the girls.

What comes next is very upsetting, and we're hoping a certain blue suit-wearing puppet WOOD avert his eyes.