Ashton Kutcher says secret wedding with Mila Kunis took 'ninja effort'

Something old, something new, something rumored, something true.

On The Ellen DeGeneres Show Wednesday, Ashton Kutcher finally opened up about his secret wedding to Mila Kunis last year. (Are you all like, "What? When did they get married?" Then read about what was reported here.)

Beginning around the 1:05 mark in the clip below, Kutch spilled some deets from the big day.

"It was a ninja effort," he said. "We really didn't want helicopters at our wedding and it's a legitimate concern. So, I was posting things on social media that were in different locations to avoid the helicopters because we didn't want to be, like, screaming our vows at each other."

Very smart, Mr. Kutcher.

During his appearance, the actor also gave us some fun facts about his 17-month-old daughter, Wyatt. Apparently, her mama taught her how to whip and nae nae, and The Wheels on the Bus is her jam. Dad also said that his daughter has no fear.

"She tries to kill herself on a regular basis," Kutcher said. "Like, she doesn't realize that's a cliff and that could be dangerous."

Yikes! This parenting thing seems rough.