Hail the ultimate drama queen, Eva Longoria, as she performs 'Wannabe'

Whatever your life was like when you wore platform shoes and sang Say You'll Be There and Who Do You Think You Are into your hairbrush, it wasn't nearly as dramatic as Eva Longoria's performance of Wannabe by the legendary Spice Girls.

It's been nearly 20 years since the group that promoted girl power gave us Spice, and to commemorate the occasion, the Telenovela star and Executive Producer put an emotional spin on one of the band's hits for Mashable. Her performance is definitely giving us life--scaring us a little, but mostly giving us life.

Can't somebody, anybody just help her zigazig ah?!? Whatever the bleep that means...