The night is dark and full of Trump in this 'Game of Thrones' parody

What loses at the Iowa caucus rises harder and stronger at the New Hampshire and South Carolina primaries.

Here is the Game of Thrones/Donald Trump mash-up video you never knew you wanted and probably still don't want. The GOP front-runner's signature Trumpisms and all-around awful speeches match with the cold and barbaric ways of Game of Thrones perfectly. He wants to build a wall? The Night's Watch already has one. He wants to do whatever he wants with unlimited power? Joffrey's already got that covered.

At least he doesn't actually have a Valyrian steel sword named Deal-Maker or else we'd all be screwed. It would probably be the scariest episode of Game of Thrones yet.