Will Ferrell shouts out Richard Dreyfuss, other enemies on 'Late Night'
Will Ferrell has made a lot of enemies during his time in Tinseltown, and the Zoolander 2 star made sure to give them all shout-outs during his promotional stop on Late Night with Seth Meyers Wednesday.
First, he addressed his snake of an agent, Eric Goldman.
“Eric, if you’re watching, you know what you did, you son of a (bleep). You screwed me. You Shanghaied me. I was DiCaprio, you were the bear, and you left me in the woods for dead. Well, guess what? Now I’m the bear, and I’m coming for you. And I won’t stop chewing on your head until I get my $127.38 back… I paid for lunch once, and he never paid me back.”
Then, he apologized to Enrique Velasquez at Best Buy.
“Enrique, I’m very sorry about the way I treated you the other day. When I asked you where you guys keep the Blu-Ray for Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves starring Kevin Costner and you said, ‘We don’t have that in stock,’ I should not have slapped you right in the mouth… Enrique, I want you to look at me. I was wrong. And I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry.”
(Enrique, if you’re reading this, FINISH HIM.)
But perhaps the wildest comments were his (joking) threats against actor Richard Dreyfuss.
“Richard, you know what unspeakable acts you’ve committed against me and my family. My family! My family, Richard! My team has zeroed in on your location. There are drones above your head right now and ready to take you out. Make no mistake: I am strong in my resolve to eliminate you.”
Pause.
“What did Richard Dreyfuss — what could he have possibly done to you?” Meyers cut in.
“He refuses to make Pretty Women 2,” Ferrell huffed, referencing the 1990 film, Pretty Woman.
Um, you mean Richard Gere?
“This is a screw-up. This is a big screw-up," Ferrell said after Meyers corrected him. "A thousand apologies, Richard Dreyfuss. What have I done? Seth, he’s gonna need a bigger boat. To escape my drones. But as for you, Richard Gere, we’re not through. Your Buddha won’t protect you from a missile.”