Watch: Johnny Depp in 'Trump: Art of the Deal'
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Donald Trump: Still the greatest gift to comedians ever.
Witness Funny or Die's film adaptation of his 1987 book The Art of the Deal.
Ahoy, Foreshadowing
There are references to everything (making fun of veterans, domestic abuse, discriminatory housing practices) that should get him in trouble in the future, but somehow didn't.
Starring Johnny Depp as Donald Trump
With Patton Oswalt as Merv Griffin, who owned the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City before Trump
Andy Richter as then NFL commissioner Pete Rozelle, whom Trump sued
Stephen Merchant as Hilton heir Baron Hilton
Michaela Watkins as his first wife, Ivana
Tim Robbins as the wedding officiant
'80s TV alien Alf as best man at Trump's first wedding
'80s Bud Lite spokesdog Spuds McKenzie as himself
Jack McBrayer as Der Scutt, Trump's Albert Speer Taj Mahal architect
Christopher Lloyd as his Back to the Future character, who's come to 2016 to stop Trump
And that's not the end of the guest star list: Ron Howard gives the intro and Kristen Schaal (voicing Trump's secretary), Annie Potts, Henry Winkler, Alfred Molina, Paul Scheer, Rob Huebel are all here.
Quotes
"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. I can build you a much nicer one!" — Trump, practicing one of Ronald Reagan's most famous lines for his political career
"New York should be a place where everyone — no matter what their race, creed or color is — can be priced out of their own neighborhood." — Trump on clearing tenants out of rent-controlled buildings so he can build new ones
"He has what I call lucky sperm" — on Hilton Hotel heir Baron Hilton
2016 President Trump: "Check this. Nuclear codes. "
'80s Trump: You can demolish a lot of buildings with that."
Finally, the narcissism is even baked into the credits
"Get @donaldtrump on Twitter as soon as it's invented or else you'll be stuck with @realdonaldtrump and you'll hate it, trust me." — 2016 Trump advising '80s Trump
